“Don’t buy upgrades, ride upgrades.” — Eddy Merckx, Belgian pro racer

“When my legs hurt, I say: ‘Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!’” — Jens Voigt, German cyclist

"He was a wise man who invented beer." — Plato

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." – Benjamin Franklin

"Cool your jets." - Opa

“When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments.” — Elizabeth West, US author

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems." – Homer Simpson

"Relax. Don't worry. And have a homebrew."- Papazian